PDA

I'm looking for a PDA. Would like to have it combined with a cell phone. It would be nice if the phone was multi band and multi standard. GSM & CDMA. It should have a coke, candy & popcorn dispenser. It should be very cheap. I am nopt going to get this in a hurry.
Royaltek has a nice solution though. The RTW-1000 has a phone with Pocket PC & GPS. Well its a starting point.